LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
The Unofficial Rules of Tumblr.
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
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Just added “Likes”: an easy way their p sts.
Just added “Likes”: an easy way their p sts.
#this post is a fucking disaster
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An ode to the ultimate blogging
Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉
am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30
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okay so like
twitters fucked and ive had this blog for years so uh! we coming back i suppose! ill make some shit and im gonna actually post art here i promise
You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person
Also you’re seriously dumb if you think criminals don’t deserve a defense. That means you’re willing to accept that the capitalist colonial state has arbitrary power to arrest and detain you no matter what. You act as if a criminal having the right to a defense is a bad thing but you don’t even fucking realize how that right to a defense is the one thing that theoretically stops the government from being able to take away literally everything to your personhood
Like actually women and children who kill their rapists and abusers DO deserve a defense. Sex workers do deserve a defense. Addicts do deserve a defense. Homeless people do deserve a defense. Black people and Indigenous people who are arrested by the police for literally the smallest things do deserve a defense. Teenagers shoplifting from big corporate grocery stores do deserve a defense. You’re out of your mind if you think criminal defense is some like inherently immoral thing and you’re out of your mind if you think the capitalist racist state should have the power to unleash its full carceral wrath on your fellow people